November 14, 1009 (On the way home from dinner in the car) B: Can we look at Grandpa Bills ashes? H: Not today. N: Braid, Grandpa Bill is right in here (pointing to her eyelashes)! Here are some ashes! Mama, how did he get in our eyes? Is Norman in our ashes?
November 14, 2009 (In the hot tub, I'm being persued by our battery-operated Shamu) H: If he gets close to me I'm going to punch him in the nose. N: NO! Punch him in the nuts!
September 5, 2009 (Lost in the corn maze) N: (to Tracy and myself) You two? NOT a genius!
August 28, 2009 (Our neighbors just got back from visiting family in Montana) B&N: Did you have fun at Hannah Montana?
August 11, 2009 (Brady and Riley the neighbor girl are arguing... again) B: Mom! Riley just punched me in the Nachos!
August 3, 2009 We took the kids on a surprise campout and I asked Brady if he had any guesses as to what we might doing/going. B: Naked Skydiving?
July 19, 2009 N: You know who our President is, Mama? H: Why don't you tell me? N: Rocko Bama!
May 16, 2009 N: Nobody loves ugly dogs, but I love ugly dogs. And I love Kodiak (my in-laws dog).
May 14, 2009 (Taking Natalie to school, we were riding quietly in the car when suddenly Natalie bursts into a giggle) N: I just had a funny dream! I dreamt that Katie licked my face and it was slimy. It was so silly!
May 13, 2009 (Brady got busted for trying to sneak a treat in the kitchen, so I banished him from it, which upset him quite a bit. Katie the dog was laying on the floor in the kitchen). B: Katie keeps staring at me and I don't like it! Make her stop staring at me or she'll have to get out of the kitchen!
May 8, 2009 (coming home from picking Brady up from school) Christian: "Wouldn't it be awesome if Natalie got TB like Ashie and then you (Brady) could stay home with me and we could hang out all day every day! Man, I wish Natalie had TB, don't you Miss Heather?"
Thirty-somthing married mom of 2. Viciously sarcastic. Crazy scary memory. Love music, can sing along to almost every song on the radio. Want to live barefoot, but then remember I live in Bham. Accomplished clarinet player. Have had only 4 jobs in my life. Hate ferris wheels. Have always felt 10 years older than I really am (does that mean I'll die young?) Been arrested. Been heartbroken. Been skinny dipping (and caught by police). Was a girl scout for 7 years. Raising "free range" children.
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